Tim* Funny Status Messages

   ...just heard that Tampax is replacing the strings with tinsel this month. ...Ladies, get them soon, supplies only last for the the Christmas period!

   things could be worse ya know....Sex COULD be fattening!

   .....Squirrels: Nature's Little Speed Bumps!

   wondering what would happen if he wrote, "For Marijuana" in the memo field of all his checks? ...