Thomas Wolf Funny Status Messages

   No Matter what you do in life, always give 100%. Unless of course you are donating blood.

   n't it weird to think that while you read this, Glenn Beck is somewhere crying right now?

   Kim Kardashian is filing divorce papers today. Is it proper etiquette for me to ask them to return the toaster I bought for them as wedding gift?

   I wonder if the people that applaud Michelle Bachmann at the debates are the same people that voted for Sanjaya on American Idol.

   Eagles give Vick $100M, 6-year contract. That is $700M, 42-year contract in dog years...