TheOne Funny Status Messages

   You don't just turn your swag on, you either got it or you don't.

   Today may be Valentines day, but men will get their revenge in exactly one month....March 14th, look it up.

   Lindsay Lohan? Uhh, throw her in prison for the next 3 years, see if we care.

   You don't need 50 expletives in a Facebook status. It makes you look -- uneducated.

   What did the left butt cheek say to the right? "If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t!".....

   Just drank enough NyQuil to sedate a family of hippos....

   Fact: If a person thinks they're big enough to stick their nose in someone else's buisness, be big enough to take it when it gets bitten off!