TheJokeCafe Funny Status Messages

   Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour. Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2.

   The new iPhone's are out and some are complaining that their phones are bending. Here's an idea. If your phone bends too much, wrap it around your wrist and tell people it's the Apple Watch. You'll be the first one to have it.

   What time does the funny stuff start around here? I can come back…

   The secret to enjoying a good beer. Open the bottle and allow it to breathe. If it isn't breathing give it mouth to mouth.

   One man’s LOL is another man’s WTF.

   Silence is Golden, but telling some people to go f themselves is PRICELESS...!