The FRED Funny Status Messages

   I'm doing the KFC Bucket Challenge!

   Former Olympic Skater Nancy Kerrigan was arrested today on a DUI.....She blew 8.6, 7.8, 5.6, 6.7 and the cop.

   Joe Paterno's doctors also said they wish they could have done more.

   Sending my regards to Seal. Hopefully, this won't scar him for life.

   What's the difference between Penn State and the State Penn??? Sandusky will be catching not pitching!

   Can we get some National Guardsmen from the Kent State area to Penn State ASAP?

   It makes sense that Cain can't recognize these women, since at the time he was pushing their heads down to his crotch.

   its National Coming Out Day. What ever you do don't take that call from Grandma. Trust Me on this.

   My family was too poor to buy hooked on fonics.

   like a good neighbor, state farm I there...with halle berry butt naked feeding me peeled grapes!