Suzanne Funny Status Messages

   will publicly ridicule anyone caught reading "Going Rogue" I'm just throwing that out there. You've been warned.

   being boring is a choice. Those mild salsas and pleated khakis don't buy themselves.

   filled with corn syrup, artificial ingredients and regret

   can no longer hula hoop. At least I can still blow bubbles. And to my sicker friends, don't ask who Bubbles is.