Surge yarmolyuk Funny Status Messages

   Its much easier to to turn a friendship into love.. then love into a friendship.

   Theirs a reason the rear-view mirror is small & the windshield is big, where you are heading is much more important than what you left behind.

   I'm not drunk, I'm just trying to walk like Jack Sparrow.

   'I wasn't that drunk' Dude, you threw my hamster shouting GO Pikachu.

   I remember when 69 was just a number..BJ's was just a store.. & doggy style was a way to swim.

   Life may not always give us chances, but it always gives us choices.

   Love her, Respect her, Surprise her, Never lie, Care about her, Text her first, Keep her happy, and make her feel beautiful

   Life is a puzzle. Stop trying to place people where they don't fit.

   A tongue may have no bones, but it can break hearts

   Whenever you feel a warm breeze brush against you, that's the kiss I blew to you.