SuffolkSteve Funny Status Messages

   watched a documentary about topiary last night. It was real cutting hedge stuff.

   doing an environmental studies course and needs ideas on how to save trees. Answers on a postcard please.

   just heard that despite the universal success of the iPod and the iPhone; Apple will be releasing their next gadget EXCLUSIVELY for women... It will be called the iRon.

   been trying to learn how to do the moonwalk. It isn't going very well, I feel all I'm doing is going backwards.

   tired of my abacus's running away from me, I need one I can count on!

   wants to know how we manage to raise millions to help people in a country none of us have ever been to, but can't help our own poor and homeless.

   has just heard that many stars have been approached to pledge money and support to the victims of the Haiti Earthquake. However, rumours that Will Smith is to re-release`Boom Shake The Room` in aid of the victims have not been confirmed.

   thinks it's funny how Google Chrome's spell-checker dictionary doesn't have the word "Google" in it

   "If the invisible man knocks on the door, tell him I can't see him at the moment."

   wondering if its cool for people in China to get English word tattooes.