Steve Funny Status Messages

   I lost my watch at a party once.An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party.Infuriated, I immediately went over,punched him in the face and broke his nose.No one does that to a woman,not on my watch

   People say they're not having the vaccine because they don't know what's in it, yet they'll walk into McDonald's and order a McRib sandwich.

   Still haven't taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.

   One of these days I'm going to run in to this Murphy dude who insists on making these messed up laws... and he's going to get knocked the F out!!!!

   fighting for world peace...one beer at a time.

   going to freeze some sperm for later use in life, but wonders if the ice cube tray makes a suitable container