Sierota Funny Status Messages

   There aren't any good slogans for condoms because there aren't any themes... Make some Harry Potter ones... "Protect your slytherin from hogwarts while you're in her chamber of secrets."

   I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

   Today's Weight-Loss Tip: Use Krazy Glue instead of lipgloss...

   The Dentist is the only man certified to say to a woman, "Lay down, relax, open wide, say ahh, now spit."

   International Women's Day... Because it's not like you want attention on any other day...

   Learn to spell... Auto Correct isn't always write...

   You'd be amazed how often I'm wrong when people say, "Guess what?"

   I'm playing hide-and-seek with my kid... He'll never find me... He's not old enough to get into the bar...

   That "No alcohol beyond this point" sign might as well say, "I bet you can't chug that whole beer!"...

   The best advice I've ever seen on a sign was: "Familty Planning Use Rear Entrance"...