Shawn Rutter Funny Status Messages

   I just heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went and adopted Justin and Selena....

   ‎5 reasons hurricanes are like Christmas...5) Family & friends out-of state-calling you 4) Last minute shopping in crowded stores 3) Days off from work 2) Candles 1) And at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!