Shaun Funny Status Messages

   It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East.

   I tried acting like a responsible adult at work all day yesterday but they sent me home sick

   I tried to make it rain but now there is coffee everywhere and one of my coworkers is on the way to the hospital.

   Made a list of all the things I still want to do while I'm alive. I put "listen to a Justin Bieber cd" straight after "Suicide". Cant wait...