Sharpie Funny Status Messages

   I just saw Luke Bryan is singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl. So I thought I'd post a preview for everyone....Oh Girl can you see by my pickup's headlights what so proudly we hail on the old dirt road ...

   wake me up when September ends

   Why do they always staff the slowest cashier at the express lanes at Walmart??

   Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead??

   I wonder what would happen if I walked through Sea World with a fishing pole...

   Dear Mr underccover police car, I like your 5 extra antennas.

   this one sucks.. keep scrolling

   LIFE IS SHORT... PLAY NAKED

   Shake N' Bake

   Nice Legs What time do they open?