Seth Sanders Funny Status Messages

   Owning a car is having a friend you can scream inside of.

   Body language can be so subtle that only an intuitive person can read your mood. Body slams, I have found, are far more direct.

   The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda.

   Today I accidentally dropped my sunglasses into the toilet and flushed them. Tomorrow a very cool alligator will rule the sewers.

   Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.