Scottyp Funny Status Messages

   "KiSS HER"~~~Me watching women's boxing.....

   Note to self......Don't chest bump the elderly.....not a good thing.....trust me on this one...

   CNN reported that Bruce Jenner got back ended yesterday....I also heard something about a car crash....;-)

   I'm sorry I karate chopped your grandma...but her stroke face was all like, "Come at me, bro".

   If you wagered on the Pro Bowl....please seek immediate help for your problem..

   BREAKING NEWS.....New England Patriots to start wearing an asterisk on their helmets....

   OK, here's how it's going to be....Love me or leave me...understand? Hold on.....wait.....hey....where's everybody going??

   The only time I put my phone down is when it rings....

   I'm watching the Army/Navy game and Santiago is playing quarterback for Army...I'm just sitting here thinking, "I'll be damned, the Code Red worked"

   The best thing about drinking wine in a box is when you finish it, you can unfold the box and break dance on it....