ScottyDon’t Funny Status Messages

   The older you get the more dating is like that final scene in The Shawshank Redemption where Red finally tells the Parole Board off.

   If you’re single and starting to feel a little sad about Valentines day just remember that Saint Valentine was beaten, thrown in prison then beheaded and all candy will be 50% off the next day.

   It wasn’t the hundreds of selfies with snapchat filters that bothered me that much. It was the fact she actually had bunny ears and freakishly oversized eyes when she showed up to dinner.