SVALDEZ187 Funny Status Messages

   Norwegian Cruises are offering buy 1 week get 2 free. Use promo code "CORONA"

   My ornaments are starting to droop. Yeah, time to ask Santa for new underwear.

   ***LATEST SOCIAL MEDIA GAME~~~ Inbox me your Bank Account or Credit Card number (be sure to give me the expiration date and 3 digit security code) and I will post in my status which bill or Christmas gift I used it for. Let's play!!!

   Don't worry about Ebola spreading in Dallas. The Cowboys have shown us that people in Dallas can't catch anything.

   You shouldn't be buying lobster when you're on a tuna fish budget. 

   Spoiler Alert: Phillip Seymore Hoffman dies at the end of his Facebook movie.

   The Broncos should just sit on the sidelines and watch the Superbowl for the commercials like the rest of us.

   wait....what if the extreme cold in America is actually just Disney’s advertising campaign for Frozen?

   ...what do you mean I can't get change from the church collection plate? I only have $20s.

   so...it seems they announced the new Batman. Christian Bale fans have really Ben Affleckted by it.