SKoop Funny Status Messages

   :If you need to check our astrology signs to see if we are compatible... we are not.

   :To all the fat chicks that only take pics from the neck up .... good try ... Very good try.

   :Medical fact: If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle she'll probably suck it as well!

   :I've seen fashion girls do things for cocaine that even a dog wouldn't do for some peanut butter.

   :I think I'm going to start calling other white guys "my Cracker" And get angry when black guys say it... No?

   :Men, we all know the real reason there's always one missing sock. Shame. That's why.

   : I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologise to the man at the next urinal.

   :Shout out to single moms (because I know they put out).

   :I'm so white I get uncomfortable saying knickers with a hard 'r'.

   :If I had a penny for every time someone called me a retard... Well... My sh!t would probably be full of half digested pennies.