SB Funny Status Messages

   Since the day b4 Thanksgiving is the biggest shopping day of the yr & it's called "black Friday" & the day b4 Thanksgiving is the biggest bar nite of the yr I'm declaring it "black out Wednesday"

   With all these scandals w/ big bird & now elmo I'm kinda glad they nvr told me how 2 get 2 sesame st.

   I am not mean, I am blunt. Which means I will tell you the clear difference between a bit naive, and INCREDIBLY STUPID!

   feels like a Fruit Loop trapped in a box of Cheerios...