Ronnie V. Funny Status Messages

   Tim Tebow is staying in the pocket longer than the condom I had in Jr. High

   Penn State lost last week. They must of played Karma.

   For the first hour of work, I've entertained myself by watching my eye worms. I hate when you go to look at them and they run away! Them lil B@stards are quick!

   Dude why are you making that face? You look like you're gambling on a fart.