Ron Funny Status Messages

   My biggest fear is getting a murder hornet stuck in my facemask as I shovel snow Saturday morning in May.

   glow in the dark condoms are so much more fun for Star Wars fans.

   The first scene of Star Wars 7 should be C-3P0 waking up and saying "I just had three horrible dreams!"

   Scientists says the world is made of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.... I think they forgot to mention Morons

   realizes that coffee just isn't enough today ... Anyone have jumper cables I can borrow ?

   Getting up with a massive headache and in an Unknown apartment.. well I suppose I had a good start to new years.. Wish you all the same.. Happy New Year !!

   1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

   I Typed in search box on Google : "What do woman want?". Google Replied : "We are also searching..."

   Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.

   Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I'm hungry