Roman Valentino Torrez Funny Status Messages

   Miguel Cabrera from the Detroit Tigers signed a 300 million dollar contract... He's worth more than the city of Detroit!

   Kanye West they should have vacuum sealed you, you would have lasted longer

   If the condom don't fit you must acquit - Darren Sharpers Defense

   I think the rapture stopped along the way for happy hour so that might explain the brief delay... I heard he's hanging out with the Dos Equis guy, the way that cat parties we might get a few extra days...

   Can't wait for the Royal Wedding to become available on Bluray with alternate endings and unseen footage