Rob K Funny Status Messages

   If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.

   If a wheelchair athlete used WD-40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance?

   Kinda glad the "You Broke It, You Bought It" policy doesn't apply .to people

   After several experiments I've determined it's impossible to overdose on cheese

   If a genie ever gives me a wish, I'm going to get a piggy back ride from Oprah.