Rickstar Funny Status Messages

   I’m not sure what to wear to the living room for New Year’s Eve. I might not even go.

   Stop being a butthole. There. Now I’m your life coach.

   I think people who get really offended by things they read on the Internet are probably the same people that take minigolf really seriously

   A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: - Jane ate her friend's sandwich. - Jane ate her friend's colon.

   I used to have a crush on Ana Kournikova but love means nothing to her

   Remember making up fake rules when there is a substitute teacher?

   No thanks. Jingle all the way sounds exhausting

   I went to the party store to buy a balloon and it was $3.25. When I was a kid that would’ve been a quarter at most. Then I realized… I guess that due to the cost of inflation

   What if UFOs are just billionaires from other planets?

   I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else at what comes out of my mouth