Rick H. Funny Status Messages

   Can we have a NO Kathy Griffin button?

   Looks like I got 2 more of those pesky drones last night in the bug whacker.....

   Just sprayed the new Febreeze "Carnival Cruise" air fragrance throughout the home. Now the whole place smells like sh*t..

   Looks like the Pope is headed for the old popes home..

   Breaking News: Romney buys rights to all Jack in the Box tacos sold in Colorado

   I should have ordered only half a horse. No way, I can eat all this..

   Just heard that Janet Jackson and Randy Travis are doing the Super Bowl halftime show..

   People in Arkansas are curious if this health plan is going to cover tooth whitening.

   After the movie Magic Mike is released this weekend all the theatre seats are going to looks like snails crawled across them...

   I wished my neighbor hated weeds as much as I do....