Richiedevil Funny Status Messages

   Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

   Breaking the Seal - Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

   I want a girl that can swallow my pride.