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   ou all have nothing to worry about, Zombies only eat people that have brains.....

   We can put a man on the moon. Create a device the cooks food in minutes if not seconds. We have GPS and smart phones. But we can't even cure the common cold??

   liked to climb trees as a kid....until I fell and broke all the Christmas presents.

   might be bright out 2 day.. I'll probably be squinting like a Chilean miner...