Red head gal Funny Status Messages

   you can sleep with a blonde,you can sleep with a brunette, but you won't get any sleep with a redhead. ;)

   thanking Bob Hope for the ky jelly and cucumber. It came in very handy

   I learned the hard way today that I should always wear panties under my dress when I go out. Because if I don't there's always a gust of wind to tick me off.