RP Funny Status Messages

   Aside from Christmas, Easter is the best day to have Alzheimer's! You can hide your own eggs!

   I'd like to thank my digestive system for getting rid of all the sh!t in my life, without you I'd be full of it!

   Snowmen for sale....some assembly required!

   At what point does CPR become necrophilia?

   You dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!