Predasa Funny Status Messages

   It's not complicated....it's confusing & stressfull

   internet dating... ~ welcome to the future ~

   When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at will change...

   OH MY LORD!! I nearly sat on the toilet without my android...

   Congratulations! You have just won 100,000,000 dollars in the mobile draw reply with full name, D.O.B, address etc. to claim your price. By courtesy of the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe.

   sometimes you gotta save peoples numbers just so you know which ones to ignore!!

   im not weired... you just dont know me well enough

   ~ Proud to be the winner of the sperm race ~

   havin octopus for dinner tonight :)

   considering taking on a plumbing study course in an attempt to find a $200,000 Dollar ring down th toilet drain. I already got a diving suite anyway...