Piney Funny Status Messages

   saving the planet by tailgating his Silverado behind a Prius.

   wonders if the local Palm Reader that went out of business saw it coming?

   facebook-The only place where married men can poke multiple hotties and stay married.

   If I were an animal, I'd eat vegetarians

   concerned your choice in alcoholic beverages is now based on calorie count rather than intoxication efficiency

   Deleting my browser history almost makes me feel like I never cyberstalked you in the first place

   it's Monday and the time to procrastinate is NOW!

   ..muscles needed to make your face frown when someone is a moron to you-42. Muscles needed to extend arm and slap said person-4. You do the math...

   thanks to all of my fb friends, for without them, I would never know when the work week ends.