Pig Benis Funny Status Messages

   I just saved a ton of jail time by switching to Chris Brown!

   The ultimate rejection is when your hand falls asleep while jacking off.

   Don't worry NBA players, Kim Kardashian will let you slam balls in her hole!

   I just saw a guy getting head in a phone booth. I couldn't believe it what I was seeing...I haven't seen a phone booth in years!

   Am I the only one that thinks Oscar The Grouch looks like a big pile of weed?

   For Halloween I'm going as laundry, women love doing laundry.

   Your Tapout shirt implies you will kick my a$$, but your fake tan says you want to do something else to my a$$

   I don't know guys, that Gadhafi picture just looks like Gene Simmons after a Kiss concert.

   Great, now I have to change my Halloween costume from Gadhafi to Zombie Gadhafi.

   I heard you were voted "Most likely to suck seed."