Peebs Funny Status Messages

   loves life; but life thinks we should see other people.

   There's a fleck on the speck on the tail On the frog on the bump on the branch On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

   not a 'geek'. He's an 'intellectual bad ass', thank you very much.

   on an Hedgehog's back, Wearing underpants made of cast iron.

   Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim, it's what's in my genes

   If you ain't never been to the Suburbs; Don't ever come to the Suburbs.... 'Cause you wouldn't understand the Suburbs... So stay the F@#% out of the Suburbs!!!

   jones'ing for a Shamrock shake....

   notices that ever since they invented Viagra; I never get called to 'stand=in' for John Holmes anymore....

   Helen Keller once said "Gahhgrrr berkic dahhh errr waa waa!".... It's as true today as it has ever been

   Jesus saves..., He passes to Moses!; Moses shoots!..., HE SCORES!!