PL Funny Status Messages

   A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.

   My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.

   People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

   Business truth: The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.

   Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.

   If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger ...

   Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

   My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

   Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?