PJ Funny Status Messages

   Some people choose to be victims in life because it's a lot easier than being a winner.

   Wouldn't recommend hanging up mistletoe at the office this year.

   [at restaurant] Wife: I'm having an affair. Husband: *handing menu back to waiter* I'll have the affair as well.

   OJ said he has lived a conflict free life. Unless, he thinks you are or our have his property. Then watch out. Things get crazy.

   I wish the media and politicians would stop jumping to delusions.

   Whoever has voodoo doll of me, please have me clean the house and then recline me on the couch.

   Now you got me asking myself? Why does Disco Music give me Night Fever and the Heebie Bee Gees Bees?

   The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.

   Hang out with people you want holding your hand when your heart stops.

   I'll be doing book signings today at Barnes & Noble until they kick me out for writing in random books.