OddEfeX Funny Status Messages

   Go Home Eclipse!! You are Drunk!!

   For all the parents with kids starting school I just want to say congratulations. You made it through another summer without killing your children!! I am proud of you all!!

   Spring has sprung!! How do I know you may ask??? Well I am seeing more and more muffin tops the mandals are back and socks with crocs are on the rise!!!

   NY Yankees salary.$195,998,004 Detroit Tigers salary. $119,276,000...... Saving $76,000,000 and still sweeping the Yankees....Priceless!!!

   Ya know what Lance Armstrong and I have in common? We both woke up this morning with the same amount of Tour de france medals!!

   I do not care how old I am. I am going in the bouncy castle!

   The only good Black Friday is the one with Chris Tucker and Ice Cube!!