Not Gay Jeffrey Funny Status Messages

   Let the bros at the urinals around you know everything's alright by nodding and whispering, "that's better."

   Video games ARE to blame for the amount of violence in society. I'm not even comfortable talking about the amount of real life turtles I've jumped on.

   Cool prank: when a teacher tells you to use your inside voice start talking in tongues and vomiting blood

   Kanye pulling a fast one on all of us and naming his son Rick