Nocodogman Funny Status Messages

   With the "end of the world" coming in 11 days I feel confident making a prediction.......September 2013 will have one of the highest birth rates on record.

   You know your getting old when "breaking the seal" means opening a bottle of Ibuprofen

   A note of fact- Under Armor is an clothing designed with exercise in mind. It is not intended to be a girdle.

   I was recently diagnosed with CDO. Its the same thing as OCD its just in alphabetical order, the way it should be!