Nazir Funny Status Messages

   My theory on Marriage, Why pay for internet when WiFi is free.

   Females who have multiple abortions should really start making it their business to swallow.

   You're Not my type is just a nicer way of saying your Ugly.

   Some people were born just to take up space like the first slice of bread in a loaf.

   Today is National "Women Shut Up If your not Talking About Football" Day. GO COWBOYS!!!!!