Name Funny Status Messages

   Sorry, I meant to say why does Trump keep bringing up Biden's past. Sorry for the mistake.

   if roosters can start each day screaming, then damn it, so can I...

   I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.

   People are dying with Covid not from Covid. Two different things...

   The weather is such a slut. The wind blows everyone, the rain makes everyone wet, the sun makes everyone take their clothes off, and the snow covers everyone in white stuff.

   Shout-out to Mother Nature for not giving snakes wings...

   It's so cold, tonight I got a $5 foot long from subway, but by the time I got back to my car it was only 6 inches...

   I'm surprised the Pope didn't tweet from an Android, considering humanity and God's experience with apples.

   expierencing difficulties coping with the limbostic stages of his transitional existence.