NO BODY Funny Status Messages

   Lets Be Honest, slow internet, is worse than bad sex.

   I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I have a flashback about it.

   At school we learn that the sun rises in the east but in fact, the sun neither rises nor sets. Only earth rotates. Education spoils our common sense sometimes.

   The Asian B0ner -> Often Mistaken For a Third N!pple.

   Don't waste your time worrying about a piece of sh*t that's not worried about you.

   Somewhere in the world, some stripper is still claiming she is paying her way through college ten years and no degree later.

   Ladies: When a guy adds you on FB, it means he just wants to be your friend not your HUSBAND, that's why it's called a friend request not a Proposal!

   Before asking someone why they hate you, slap and ask yourself why you even care.

   facebook messing up your relationship??? well dial this number 1~800~LOG OFF!

   Ladies: Having a male friend is a lot like having a pet tiger. Sure its fun in theory, but you're always waiting for the day it turns on you.