Mudda Funny Status Messages

   i wish my grades smoked weed, so they would get higher

   A slut can't count to 70 because her mouth is full at 69

   Keep your head high, but your middle finger higher

   When I have children I'm going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that

   why is it that people like to sit in the front seat of the car, but the back seat of the bus?

   What a lovely shade of slut you are wearing today.

   ORGANISM.. you read that wrong the first time didn't you...

   no, I don't think I can help you with that. I have to go walk my dog. and I can only deal with one b!tch at a time

   just read the thermometer and it read "stay in the house" ..

   Dear boys with no shirt in their profile picture, I like your phone. Sincerely, hunny you have no abs