Mr E Funny Status Messages

   Never trust atoms. They make up everything

   I really hate it when people constantly need reassurance. You know what I mean?

   And then Satan said "put the alphabet in math"

   They made Paul McCartney and Elton John knights. What's the point if they aren't going to joust?

   The pollen count is so high math labs are busy trying to turn their math back in to Benadryl

   If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods would someone else make a sound?