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I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check.

←Rate | 01-27-2013 03:32 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

Breaking News: 36% of Witches are indicating it is cold out.....

←Rate | 10-13-2012 10:53 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

My wife says I'm "Immature"... just because I snuck up behind her when she was reading her "Romance" novel and made kissing sounds.....

←Rate | 04-21-2012 09:21 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

My "Baggage" flies on a broom and smells of brimstone...

←Rate | 03-04-2012 20:56 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

Don't worry if you think you're crazy, even the tall oak trees were once nuts.

←Rate | 03-03-2012 11:40 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

♫ ♪ ♫♫ He ain't Peyton. ♪ ♫ ♫ He's his Brother ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

←Rate | 02-05-2012 12:05 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

"Pay me now Round Eyes" kinda ruins that delightful happy ending moment

←Rate | 02-05-2012 00:17 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

Breaking News: New Chinese TV leaks just enough radiation so you get a gorgeous tan while watching

←Rate | 01-29-2012 10:35 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

Wife: "I lost 5 pounds this month" Me: "I lose 5 pounds when a take a dump" Wife: Maybe you should take more dumps

←Rate | 12-21-2011 20:51 by Mr Craig Comments (0)

your eye's sparkle like a bass boat in the sunshine.....

←Rate | 01-20-2011 18:37 by Mr Craig Comments (1)

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