Mike D Funny Status Messages

   Ever wake up to an alarm and hit the alarm clock and the sound doesn't shut off...so you keep smacking it and just before you throw it against the wall you realize that it is your phone? That was me yesterday...

   Oh good, now we can SEE the years haven't been good to that person we haven't talked to since high school...thanks Mark!

   Watching "The Voice" and can't help but think that Cee Lo looks like Carl Winslow.

   Would like to rename "obese" to "Dyslexic Anorexia"

   Mother's Day, the celebration after those three little words..."I am late."

   I am the guy that you never want to leave alone in the control room, I will always hit the red button.

   wondering who put a quarter in the hillbilly...shut up already.