Migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   Don't see why everyone is hording toilet paper for.... it does have 2 sides

   Can't wait to watch The Walking Dead tonight...otherwise known as the most anticipated commercial break event of the year

   Instead of reading Hugh Hefner's obituary I'm just gonna look at the pictures.

   Watching the hilights of the rockets yesterday and it looked like Harden had his talent stole by the Monstars #spacejam3

   Aaron Hernandez's suicide just means 1 more Patriot wont be visiting the White House Today...

   Frankly auto correct... i'm getting really tired of your shirt

   Mike Vick has had better days in Leavenworth

   BREAKING NEWS: Handsome rich man from New England forced to take 4 week vacation with Super Model Wife...Nations Weep...

   Harrison Fords plane crashed??? I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area

   Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations