Michael Stanley Funny Status Messages

   Ladies this is your last chance before the rapture to send me pics of your breasts!!

   There is no app that can show you who is "stalking" your profile, no video of Usama getting shot, no honest politicians and no Easter Bunny. So please quit being so permiscious with your clicker and spreading FTV's (fb transmitted viruses).

   If you can't beat 'em cheat 'em -Harry Ried