Mduduzi Gama Funny Status Messages

     If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

   Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

   Woman talk too much, the good ones, get paid well for it: OPRAH!

   If men honestly answered the facebook question: What's on your mind? Facebook would be like a pornsite

   If men really wrote answered facebook question ; What's on your mind? Facebook would be like a pornsite

   I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

   The best way to get back on your feet, is to miss a car payment.

   Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving, so never miss a good chance to shut up.

   A STRESSOR AND AN APPETITE SUPPRESSANT, will help you lose weight!

   "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast