Mackey 16 Funny Status Messages

   I'm 6 weeks. Now make me a Goddamn sammich.........

   Bad things come In 3's. First the earthquake, then the hurricane, then the zombies..

   Dear Hurricane Irene: Don't disappoint me like the " Rapture" a few months ago. Their are only so many times I'm willing to sit naked on my deck with a cigar expecting the "end times". Bring It, you stinky b!tch. I made potato salad.....