MG Funny Status Messages

   Jeremiah quickly learned that as long as he had wine, some mighty fine wine, he would always have a friend.

   Lysdexicia at meeting 8pm sharp today.

   I would like to know exactly what makes the topless protesters mad enough to protest topless so we can do more of it.

   I am totally lacking the "zippity" part of my "do dah day."

   I'm not impatient...I just don't like to wait.

   I lost my mood ring and now I don’t know how I feel about that.

   The number of people killed because alcohol is easily offset by the number of people conceived because of alcohol.

   To my wonderful niece; when you tell people I am the "funny uncle" could you please make sure you mention that you mean "ha ha" funny and not "(⊙_⊙)" funny...people are starting to give me the stink eye. :-/

   Diamonds for sale....$50 million shipment just in.

   Wife says; "If your fantasy is to have 2 women in bed you cn forget it because I won't do it!" Me; "You wasn't one of the two in the fantasy anyway so, I am good with that." Wife; (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)